Nerdy Joke

So last night I had a chemistry study party in my room and the following jokes were said...

Kermit: "Hey what's new?"
Joshua: "C over lambda!"

So a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for something to drink. After he finishes his drink he asks the bartender "how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "for you, no charge".

Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street, and one hydrogen atom says to the other hydrogen atom, "I think I lost an electron" and the other hydrogen atom asked"Are you positive?"

unfortunately my contribution of "the muffin joke" (curtesy of Matt Blum) did not get the same appreciation...